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toxicglooo:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

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— 2 months ago with 386573 notes
beerbop:
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“ kushblazer666:
“ rasec-wizzlbang:
“ can we bring back captcha comics
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No offense but these are absolute classic images
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beerbop:

jasper-rolls:

kushblazer666:

rasec-wizzlbang:

can we bring back captcha comics

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No offense but these are absolute classic images

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— 3 months ago with 429079 notes

askher4:

sheilikhal:

monkeysaysficus:

onyourleftbooob:

Before vs After Adoption

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Originally posted by diane-jefferson

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

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— 3 months ago with 641885 notes

vomitingwords:

“But, please allow yourself to be happy.” he said. “Allow your heart to love again. Please don’t let hate plant itself—all around it. Guard your heart, but never let hate bloom where it shouldn’t.”

Favorite Garden // ma.c.a

— 3 months ago with 2607 notes

tahanialjemil:

me, after buying things for myself and trying not to feel guilty about it: *through gritted teeth* s-self care

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— 5 months ago with 158472 notes

petal:

roofbeams:

petal:

Why do people out in the country drive so slow like I’m gay bitch I can’t go under 75 mph

you drive 75 mph in the city?

Im
Gay
Bitch

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— 6 months ago with 68477 notes